~ Harper is Sandwiched! ~


FAIRY TALES AND TROLLS
“It is so nice that they think of me. Call Ron Harper, he has spoken to me on the phone. I am certainly no ‘guy.’”
“He will not, to the best of my knowledge, be able to verify where I live. I made sure no one associated with this site knew where I moved to when I moved from East Petersburg. I even gave out bogus locations to people in the opposite direction I moved. But I'll connect with Ron for lunch at some point and clarify that for him as well.”
“Starling” posting on Talkback yesterday after “she” was informed that LIP News said “she” is actually a “guy!”
Why don’t you do that and clarify that for him? Why don’t you do that as soon as possible? You are his biggest fan. You can certainly trust Ron and everyone knows what he looks like (unless he’s in disguise). You can meet in a public restaurant and discuss your court cases with him! He can do an article on the poor man living in a tent with his two children in a state park! You can share stories and photos of your kids! Wow!
Sorry to put you on the spot, Harper (okay I’m lying but this just sounds fun, don’t you think?) Hey, it was “her” idea, not mine! I’ll even spring for the tab. That’s right. LIP News spares no expense to arrive at the truth. (Lunch entrees no more than $7.50 apiece, please.)
You know, it’s very easy to have a woman call Harper for you or to even change your voice (click here). If you were so worried about being “stalked,” why did you post three pictures of yourself and ask people which one they liked the best to put in your profile? (My pick is above, by the way.) Why didn’t someone recognize you?
What a life you’ve had! You’re just 27 years old but you’ve already done more than most people have done in their whole lifetime (or five people for that matter!) What a ball of fire you are and only 4’11”. Big liars do come in small packages!
I’ve only read 10 pages of your posts. I can go back and read (God forbid!) every single one of your 2,564 posts and I will find so many lies it may amaze even me. (Did you know “she’s” even “DCA certified?” I don’t know exactly what that stands for but it means “she” on top of all of her other talents and achievements, is licensed to appraise jewelry! “She” just has talent after talent after talent! It's almost like a fairy tale!)
You are not a man and you are not a professional troll? Prove it. Have lunch with Harper. Why don’t you do it as soon as possible – before I have to go and read all of those posts? We’ll be waiting. (Sorry, Harper.)