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STORY INDEX 1
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THE MOLE
LEMUEL JAMES
KOPPENHAVER
TED BYRNE
TICKET TO RIDE
OH, THE BYRNE 3
SWEET DREAMS
YOUNG GIB
PRELIMINARY HEARING
JUSTICE
ANGELICA RIVERA
WHO SAYS FLUID
ARCHIVE 7-20/7-27
ARCHIVE 7-27
INCEST
INCEST1
YOUNG GIB 1
ARCHIVE 3
ARCHIVE 4
ARCHIVE 5
FRY HEARING
INCEST - OPEN EYES
ARCHIVE - 6
ARCHIVE 7
ARCHIVE 8
SMITHGALL 1
SMITHGALL 2
ARCHIVE 9
ARCHIVE 10
SMITHGALL 3
CHARLIE'S PROMISE - SEX
KING'S SPEECH
INCEST - TRAGEDY
LUDWIG/BORDEN
ARCHIVE 11/LCCCA
SUNDAY NEWS SAGA/COMEDY
INCEST - TRAGEDY 2
ARCHIVE 12
ARCHIVE 13
LYNCHING 1
MILLERSVILLE LAWSUIT
ARCHIVE 14
NO QUESTION
VONDERHEIDE/HARPER
RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
INCEST & HATCHER
JUSTIN QUINN
JANET KELLEY
SCRAT
NOTES & QUOTES
HE'S A RAT
HOLY COW!
TALKBACK
TOTARO MUST GO
SNEDDON
ARCHIVE 15
ARCHIVE 16
ARCHIVE 17
TOTARO/FRY
LOVELACE
THE GAY GUYS
HARRY ENG
WOMEN AND PARTON
HERR, BOYD & LIARS
HARPER IS SANDWICHED
BEATING A PATH
VONDERHEIDE & CRY BABIES
LANCASTER/RACISM
PULL THE PLUG!
KIRK & HARPER
RESOLUTION 37
SOUL AND PASSION!
ALL ABOARD
SUPER JERKS
STEWART OPINION
DEVON SMITH
END IT NOW
COMMON CAUSE
SEXISM & MURDER
DOUBLE CROSSED
JOURNALISTS
A FAMILY TRAGEDY
BANANAS & BRETT
WHO'S WATCHING BRETT?
EXTRA! EXTRA!
FEAR FACTOR
DESCENT INTO MADNESS
BURIED IN DEBT
PICTURE THE TRUTH
NEWS - STREAKER - WHITE ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE 18
GRAND JURY - FULL VIEW
INJUSTICE - RIVERA
INVESTIGATE PSP/STEVENS
COVER-UPS & LIES
DON'T MAKE ME MAD
JUDGEMENT DAYS
STEWART TRIAL
FRY, F&M & INCEST
JOURNEY OF PAIN
CHRISTY MIRACK
SUE ME
WHEN WILL I GET A LAWYER?
STURLA - BUM
COOLEY'S EMAIL
CONVENTION CENTER
GAG ORDER
RENTERIA - STEWART MISTRIAL
CONVENTION CENTER 2
FAUST - COLD CASE
CONVENTION CENTER 3
MADENSPACHER - MONEY TALKS
TOTARO - SCHREIBER
CONVENTION CENTER 4
EURYTOPIC
ARCHIVE 19 - CC & CROW
INJUNCTIONS
HARPER IS
HARPER IS SCUMMY
LIES, LIES AND MORE LIES
DOG DAYS - LANCASTER POLICE
LOVELACE - FRY
HARPER - BEINGREAL ARCHIVE
SHELLENBERGER
ARCHIVE 20
ARCHIVE 21
TERRYP
MADENSPACHER 2
ELECTION
RONNIEDOG
ARCHIVE 22
STEWART TRIAL
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~ And then there’s Marv! ~

 

Gag this man!

HARD HITTING

JOURNALISTS

HAPPY DAY!

    Welcome to Lancaster County – the only county in America where elected officials are not allowed to voice opinions!  Oh, happy day!  We vote ‘em in to shut ‘em up!  It’s a new and wonderful concept and we may see this spread like wide fire across the country.   

    As noted earlier today in “breaking news,” I am filing a suit to gag Mayor J. Richard Gray because every time he opens his mouth he is causing immediate and irreparable harm to all the residents of Lancaster city and county.  Hey, I‘m just trying to do my part to help shut these dumb politicians up and all.

SHUT THEM UP!

    I love this morning’s Intell headline, “Despite suit, county sets tax meetings.” Gee – do you think that headline is biased?  Those rascally commissioners have dared to speak their minds and they have set up meetings so the public can speak their minds!  The subtitle to the article reads, “Convention center/hotel developers want injunction to keep commissioners from undermining project.”  Come to beautiful Lancaster County where the Lancaster Newspapers finally found a way to shut the politicians up!  I am so incredibly proud.

GAVE TO GIB!   

    Did you read Helen Colwell Adam’s incredibly boring column, “Contests by the numbers” this Sunday?  Did you notice who gave to young Gib’s unsuccessful campaign to keep his seat in the 100th House District?  Well, S. Dale High gave him $1,000 and Beverly Steinman, identified in the article as “a director of Lancaster Newspapers Inc.,” gave him $500.  Interesting, to say the very least.

BLOODY BORING!

    Did you read Gil Smart this Sunday?  I didn’t think so.  One Talkbacker said, “Bloody BORING – jeesh get some new material, Smart.”  And learn how to write, Smart.  Awful, just really, really awful.

BLUNDERLAND?

    Do you understand Marvelous Marv’s Sunday News headline, “An editor in blunderland”?  If you do, please send me an email.  Marv tells us a reader sent the top execs at LNP an email about him saying “I urge you to replace him and others who appear biased with new hard-hitting, investigative journalists.”  What a hoot!  The problem is, LNP doesn’t know what a “hard-hitting, investigative journalist” is.  They've never met one.  And Marvelous Marv thinks it’s someone who’s good at softball.  Maybe we could get an immediate injunction against Marv to stop him from ever writing another column?

CONN. MAN!

    Whoever wrote the New Era headline, “Conn. Man to head daily operations at Central Market,” should be fired.  A Talkbacker was nicer about it and wrote, “Nice headline.  Let’s hope this Conn. man is not a con man.”

CUP-BOUND

    Whoever wrote the Intell  headline, “Cup-bound commissioner,” should also be fired.  Again, a Talkbacker was nicer about it and posted this, “And here I thought some local official was stuck in his athletic supporter.”

 

COMING TOMORROW – TWO QUAKERS WROTE A LETTER TO THE EDITOR ON SUNDAY AND YOU GUESSED IT – I’M MAD AS HELL!