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STORY INDEX 1
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THE MOLE
LEMUEL JAMES
KOPPENHAVER
TED BYRNE
TICKET TO RIDE
OH, THE BYRNE 3
SWEET DREAMS
YOUNG GIB
PRELIMINARY HEARING
JUSTICE
ANGELICA RIVERA
WHO SAYS FLUID
ARCHIVE 7-20/7-27
ARCHIVE 7-27
INCEST
INCEST1
YOUNG GIB 1
ARCHIVE 3
ARCHIVE 4
ARCHIVE 5
FRY HEARING
INCEST - OPEN EYES
ARCHIVE - 6
ARCHIVE 7
ARCHIVE 8
SMITHGALL 1
SMITHGALL 2
ARCHIVE 9
ARCHIVE 10
SMITHGALL 3
CHARLIE'S PROMISE - SEX
KING'S SPEECH
INCEST - TRAGEDY
LUDWIG/BORDEN
ARCHIVE 11/LCCCA
SUNDAY NEWS SAGA/COMEDY
INCEST - TRAGEDY 2
ARCHIVE 12
ARCHIVE 13
LYNCHING 1
MILLERSVILLE LAWSUIT
ARCHIVE 14
NO QUESTION
VONDERHEIDE/HARPER
RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
INCEST & HATCHER
JUSTIN QUINN
JANET KELLEY
SCRAT
NOTES & QUOTES
HE'S A RAT
HOLY COW!
TALKBACK
TOTARO MUST GO
SNEDDON
ARCHIVE 15
ARCHIVE 16
ARCHIVE 17
TOTARO/FRY
LOVELACE
THE GAY GUYS
HARRY ENG
WOMEN AND PARTON
HERR, BOYD & LIARS
HARPER IS SANDWICHED
BEATING A PATH
VONDERHEIDE & CRY BABIES
LANCASTER/RACISM
PULL THE PLUG!
KIRK & HARPER
RESOLUTION 37
SOUL AND PASSION!
ALL ABOARD
SUPER JERKS
STEWART OPINION
DEVON SMITH
END IT NOW
COMMON CAUSE
SEXISM & MURDER
DOUBLE CROSSED
JOURNALISTS
A FAMILY TRAGEDY
BANANAS & BRETT
WHO'S WATCHING BRETT?
EXTRA! EXTRA!
FEAR FACTOR
DESCENT INTO MADNESS
BURIED IN DEBT
PICTURE THE TRUTH
NEWS - STREAKER - WHITE ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE 18
GRAND JURY - FULL VIEW
INJUSTICE - RIVERA
INVESTIGATE PSP/STEVENS
COVER-UPS & LIES
DON'T MAKE ME MAD
JUDGEMENT DAYS
STEWART TRIAL
FRY, F&M & INCEST
JOURNEY OF PAIN
CHRISTY MIRACK
SUE ME
WHEN WILL I GET A LAWYER?
STURLA - BUM
COOLEY'S EMAIL
CONVENTION CENTER
GAG ORDER
RENTERIA - STEWART MISTRIAL
CONVENTION CENTER 2
FAUST - COLD CASE
CONVENTION CENTER 3
MADENSPACHER - MONEY TALKS
TOTARO - SCHREIBER
CONVENTION CENTER 4
EURYTOPIC
ARCHIVE 19 - CC & CROW
INJUNCTIONS
HARPER IS
HARPER IS SCUMMY
LIES, LIES AND MORE LIES
DOG DAYS - LANCASTER POLICE
LOVELACE - FRY
HARPER - BEINGREAL ARCHIVE
SHELLENBERGER
ARCHIVE 20
ARCHIVE 21
TERRYP
MADENSPACHER 2
ELECTION
RONNIEDOG
ARCHIVE 22
STEWART TRIAL
ENG - FOR THE RECORD
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Folks, I was not born yesterday.  Thank you for these entries – but none of them would be caught dead shaking young Gib’s hand.  I am asking for serious inquiries only.  Thank you.

 

                   

 

 

SWEET DREAMS

 

    “Good morning Dr. Fraud.  How are you?”

    “Don’t patronize me.  I found a person of color on young Gib’s website.  Do I win?  Do I win?  Do I win?”

    “Where did you find a person of color?”

    “The picture where he’s showing the fourth-graders the House and Senate Chambers.  Way in the back  there is a child of color.”

    “Nonsense.  You’re lying and you know it.  I’ve checked that photo very carefully.  There is not a child of color.”

    “I don’t like you.   I bet young Gib doesn’t like you either.  Before I have to look at young Gib again, what does the winner win?”

    “Dr. Fraud, don’t tell anyone but it’s a trick contest.  There can be no winner.  There is not a person of color in any of the photographs.”

    “I think you’re mean.  So, did you see Smart started his column with “so” again this week?  I told him to do that on purpose.  I know how much it annoys you.”

    “In case you haven’t noticed Dr. Fraud, I’ve stopped even trying to read Smart’s columns.  They gave me brain cramps, headaches and sent me to the window shouting, ‘I’m not going to take it any more.’  My neighbors think I’m strange.”

    “No doubt.  And rightly so, by the way.”

    “Do you think he’d still be writing his column if he were a person of color?”

    “Hell, no.   They would have canned his sorry butt years ago.” 

    “Well, isn’t it nice that we can agree on something.”

    “I said, don’t patronize me.  I have to go.  I have my session with Clyde coming up.”

    “Do you think he’d still be writing his column if he were a person of color?”

    “Hell, no.  They would have canned his crazy butt years ago.”

    “Why don’t you think there are any people of color in young Gib’s photos?”

    “I imagine they have the good sense to run when they see young Gib coming.  Now, I’m going to call that Jennifer Brown and see if she’d like to discuss tolerance and diversity over dinner.” 

    “Don’t you think you’re a little old for Jennifer, Dr. Fraud?”

    “A man can dream, can’t he?”

    “Sweet dreams, Dr. Fraud.”