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"Pssst. We sent Charlie back to the pharm!”
“Pssst. Tomorrow we send Charlie back to the pharm!”
“Pssst. Gray for mayor!”
“Pssst. The mayor doesn’t have gun dealer on his resume.”
“Pssst. There’s a warrant out for the Mayor.”
“Pssst. The mayor takes a cannon with him everywhere he goes.”
“Pssst. Only 9 days to go 'til the big mole whacker gets sent back to the pharm!”
“Pssst. I had a cable guy trespass on my property too.”
Mayor Smithgall (in the umbrella hat) meets with his top advisors regarding the mole they failed to whack. The mayor said, “Maybe it moved to York.”
“Pssst. The Mayor says the city should pay $7.06 million for a building worth $1.3 million.”
“Pssst. Have you seen the dog for Smithgall?”
“Pssst. Tell the mayor it is a felony 3 offense to taunt, tease, harass or otherwise annoy a law enforcement mole.”
“Pssst. Do you know where I could get $8.8 million?”
“Pssst. The mayor is directly responsible for my brother’s death"
“Pssst. Do you know where I could get a gun?”
“Pssst. Send Charlie back to the pharm!”
“Psssst. Have you seen the mayor?”
Mayor Smithgall (in the umbrella hat) meets with his advisers to discuss the best way to whack-a-mole. The mayor said, "Moles have no vision for the future of Lancaster. They should move to York or be whacked."
THE REPUBLICAN TICKET
As you know, the Republicans have refused to let me publish the “official” photograph of their ticket on this website. Another very nice reader has come to the rescue and sent in her personal picture. A drum roll please:
The Republican Ticket (Hey, she's not a professional folks!)
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