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STORY INDEX 1
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THE MOLE
LEMUEL JAMES
KOPPENHAVER
TED BYRNE
TICKET TO RIDE
OH, THE BYRNE 3
SWEET DREAMS
YOUNG GIB
PRELIMINARY HEARING
JUSTICE
ANGELICA RIVERA
WHO SAYS FLUID
ARCHIVE 7-20/7-27
ARCHIVE 7-27
INCEST
INCEST1
YOUNG GIB 1
ARCHIVE 3
ARCHIVE 4
ARCHIVE 5
FRY HEARING
INCEST - OPEN EYES
ARCHIVE - 6
ARCHIVE 7
ARCHIVE 8
SMITHGALL 1
SMITHGALL 2
ARCHIVE 9
ARCHIVE 10
SMITHGALL 3
CHARLIE'S PROMISE - SEX
KING'S SPEECH
INCEST - TRAGEDY
LUDWIG/BORDEN
ARCHIVE 11/LCCCA
SUNDAY NEWS SAGA/COMEDY
INCEST - TRAGEDY 2
ARCHIVE 12
ARCHIVE 13
LYNCHING 1
MILLERSVILLE LAWSUIT
ARCHIVE 14
NO QUESTION
VONDERHEIDE/HARPER
RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
INCEST & HATCHER
JUSTIN QUINN
JANET KELLEY
SCRAT
NOTES & QUOTES
HE'S A RAT
HOLY COW!
TALKBACK
TOTARO MUST GO
SNEDDON
ARCHIVE 15
ARCHIVE 16
ARCHIVE 17
TOTARO/FRY
LOVELACE
THE GAY GUYS
HARRY ENG
WOMEN AND PARTON
HERR, BOYD & LIARS
HARPER IS SANDWICHED
BEATING A PATH
VONDERHEIDE & CRY BABIES
LANCASTER/RACISM
PULL THE PLUG!
KIRK & HARPER
RESOLUTION 37
SOUL AND PASSION!
ALL ABOARD
SUPER JERKS
STEWART OPINION
DEVON SMITH
END IT NOW
COMMON CAUSE
SEXISM & MURDER
DOUBLE CROSSED
JOURNALISTS
A FAMILY TRAGEDY
BANANAS & BRETT
WHO'S WATCHING BRETT?
EXTRA! EXTRA!
FEAR FACTOR
DESCENT INTO MADNESS
BURIED IN DEBT
PICTURE THE TRUTH
NEWS - STREAKER - WHITE ARCHIVE
ARCHIVE 18
GRAND JURY - FULL VIEW
INJUSTICE - RIVERA
INVESTIGATE PSP/STEVENS
COVER-UPS & LIES
DON'T MAKE ME MAD
JUDGEMENT DAYS
STEWART TRIAL
FRY, F&M & INCEST
JOURNEY OF PAIN
CHRISTY MIRACK
SUE ME
WHEN WILL I GET A LAWYER?
STURLA - BUM
COOLEY'S EMAIL
CONVENTION CENTER
GAG ORDER
RENTERIA - STEWART MISTRIAL
CONVENTION CENTER 2
FAUST - COLD CASE
CONVENTION CENTER 3
MADENSPACHER - MONEY TALKS
TOTARO - SCHREIBER
CONVENTION CENTER 4
EURYTOPIC
ARCHIVE 19 - CC & CROW
INJUNCTIONS
HARPER IS
HARPER IS SCUMMY
LIES, LIES AND MORE LIES
DOG DAYS - LANCASTER POLICE
LOVELACE - FRY
HARPER - BEINGREAL ARCHIVE
SHELLENBERGER
ARCHIVE 20
ARCHIVE 21
TERRYP
MADENSPACHER 2
ELECTION
RONNIEDOG
ARCHIVE 22
STEWART TRIAL
ENG - FOR THE RECORD
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                 "Pssst.  We sent Charlie back to the pharm!”

          “Pssst.  Tomorrow we send Charlie back to the pharm!”

 

“Pssst.  Gray for mayor!”

 

“Pssst.  The mayor doesn’t have gun dealer on his resume.”

 

“Pssst.  There’s a warrant out for the Mayor.”

 

“Pssst.  The mayor takes a cannon with him everywhere he goes.”

 

“Pssst.  Only 9 days to go 'til the big mole whacker gets sent back to the pharm!” 

 

“Pssst.  I had a cable guy trespass on my property too.”

 

 

Mayor Smithgall (in the umbrella hat) meets with his top advisors regarding the mole they failed to whack.  The mayor said, “Maybe it moved to York.”

 

                          

   “Pssst.  The Mayor says the city should pay $7.06 million for a building     worth $1.3 million.”

 

“Pssst.  Have you seen the dog for Smithgall?”

 

“Pssst.  Tell the mayor it is a felony 3 offense to taunt, tease, harass or otherwise annoy a law enforcement mole.”

 

“Pssst.  Do you know where I could get $8.8 million?”

 

“Pssst.  The mayor is directly responsible for my brother’s death"

 

“Pssst.  Do you know where I could get a gun?”

 

 “Pssst.  Send Charlie back to the pharm!” 

 

  “Psssst.  Have you seen the mayor?”

 

 

Mayor Smithgall (in the umbrella hat) meets with his advisers to discuss the best way to whack-a-mole.  The mayor said, "Moles have no vision for the future of Lancaster.  They should move to York or be whacked."

THE REPUBLICAN TICKET

    As you know, the Republicans have refused to let me publish the “official” photograph of their ticket on this website.  Another very nice reader has come to the rescue and sent in her personal  picture.  A drum roll please:

                                                

                               The Republican Ticket  (Hey, she's not a professional folks!)